Friday, July 6, 2007

A joke about fart

Lucy is a beautiful girl, but she has a illness of flatus, so she often farts. Jack, Michael and Allen like her at the same time, they often please her by a variety of methods, and dispute with each other.

Today, Lucy go to school by bus, and the three boys come together with her. They have gossip loudly with each other, attracting some passengers of the bus, however, just at this time, Lucy take a loud fart, which attracts the most passengers of the bus, then Lucy felt uneasy and galling, she is worried about that the others will laugh at her.

However, Jack said loudly to all:“sorry, I just now fart!”nobody laugh at him. They continue to talk. Then Lucy take another fart loudly, Michael said quickly and loudly:“sorry, I fart too!”and Lucy felt better. When they talk about a certain topic, Lucy take the third fart, then Allen said as fast as possible:“ladies and gentlemen! in future,all the girl's fart is mine!”a loud laugh burst!